thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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