So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We are two peas in an std pod
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
