If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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