I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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