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Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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