super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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