After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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