Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
