Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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