Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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