You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
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go home
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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