The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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