I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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