Where did you get a picture of my penis
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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