Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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