i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
did i just pee glitter
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
do nipples grow back?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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