If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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