I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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