return my video game
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
do nipples grow back?
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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