I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
