Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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