Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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