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• (757): View more from Virginia

  we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.

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• (607): View more from New York

  no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?

  (650): View more from California

  I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside

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  But I did it

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?

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