Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?