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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room

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• (914): View more from New York

  I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones

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• (212): View more from New York

  That accounts for only three of the penises

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."

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