He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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