I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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