Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Will exercising make me less horny?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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