Nicole vs. Life
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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