Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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