she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
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I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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