drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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