mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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