Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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