so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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