if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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