is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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