I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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