This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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