I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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