yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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