Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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