so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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