Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize