Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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