Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
