whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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