I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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