Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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