I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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