When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
do herpes really smell.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I want to fling myself into the sun
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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