Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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