I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
ok first of all what the fuck
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