we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
only if we run a train.
done.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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