covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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