FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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