It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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