some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
vagina is talking i cant
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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